Truth Test - Part Two

How to Tell Your Child is Being Less Than Truthful [Expert Method]:

When she appears in the kitchen naked, and you ask if she pooped in the potty, her reply is:

"Yes. But don't check."

Scenes from a Fall

How to tell your child's teacher is a pro:

"Katie, what did you learn in Kindergarten?"
"Nothing. We just played the whole time."

How to tell your child is being less than truthful:

"I didn't hit Katie."

How to tell that Anna is learning her artistic sensibilities from her big sister:

"I want to draw a bootiful rainbow, with a bootiful heart and a bootiful flying pony."

Pink....

My girl Katie LOVES her some pink. In response to the question of WHY she loves pink so much, she answered, "Because it reminds me of pink flamingos and pink lemonade."

Can't blame a girl for that...