"When God made everybody, did he have to buy all the parts at a big store?"
"Nope. He made that stuff too."
"WOW. That's a lot of stuff. He must have a big house."
~Anna Brown, Age 5
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
I am extraordinarily talented at many things. Hyperbole primarily.
But last night I realized what might be my greatest skill.
Call me - I'm best from 2am - 4am. I can go from a dead sleep, navigate through the dark house with no contacts in, locate the blanket, even it is IN THE BED WITH THE CHILD LOOKING FOR IT, apply kisses, and return to bed without ever truly waking up. I'd brag more, but it did take seven years of intense training to reach this skill level.