I am extraordinarily talented at many things. Hyperbole primarily.
But last night I realized what might be my greatest skill.
Blanket Finder.
Call me - I'm best from 2am - 4am. I can go from a dead sleep, navigate through the dark house with no contacts in, locate the blanket, even it is IN THE BED WITH THE CHILD LOOKING FOR IT, apply kisses, and return to bed without ever truly waking up. I'd brag more, but it did take seven years of intense training to reach this skill level.
