|Katie reading a classic she found at the farm a few weeks ago. |
We left the book in the Pennsylvania, but I think it made an impression.
But her next question surprised me. I have tried to relate it as accurately as possible, though I think I went catatonic for several minutes.
AEB: "Do all human babies come out of people's butts?"
JGB: "Um. . . Well. . . it isn't really your butt...."
KGB: [trying to help me out] "Anna, babies are made out of private parts, and that is why you need to take good care of your privates."
JGB: "Um. . ."
AEB: "Well, when will I have a baby in my tummy?"
JGB: "After you get married." [This one I knew the answer to.]
AEB: "Well, who will I marry?"
KGB: "You could marry Sam, or Rob, or maybe both!"
JGB: "Um. . . I like to only marry one person."
AEB: "Ok, I want a roller skating party on roller skates. At Pump It Up."
JGB: "Um... for your wedding?"
AEB: "Yep. With roller skates."
KGB: "I'll make the cake!"
When I related this story to Ronnie his first priority was to lock down the plans for the wedding reception at the inflatables warehouse. He also offered to get chicken fingers.