This am, as we waited "patiently" for our Eggos to toast, Katie asked me the most astute question yet in her young life.
"Mom, are there laser beams in the toaster?"
"Well, lasers are hot. And toasters are hot. And lasers are red."
"Yep. You are exactly right. That was really smart thinking."
"I knew there were red hot laser beams in there."